Current Movies - Part 76 - July, 2001
Staff

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"O
Brother, Where Art Thou?",
Touchstone Pictures, 2000, Color, Filmed
spherically and presented at
measured aspect ratio (DVD) 2.30:1, DD, DTS, 1 Hr 43 min, Rated PG-13; George
Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman; Everett (Clooney),
Pete (Turtorro), and Delmar (Nelson) escape from a Georgia chain gang, and set
out to retrieve the million dollars that Everett buried before he was captured
and put in prison. On their way, they meet a one-eyed Bible salesman
(Goodman), and cut a record as the Soggy Bottom Boys. While their record soars
to the top of the charts, and the blind radio station jockey who cut their
record searches for them, they have a run in with the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and
the state Governor. Pete is captured, returned to prison, and Everett gets him
back out again. The movie had two Academy Award Nominations, and is a silly
romp through a yellow tinted hot summertime in the south, during the Great
Depression. - JEJ -
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Violence: | yes |
Sex: | mild |
Language: | no |

"Thirteen
Days", New Line Cinema, 2000, Color, Filmed spherically and
presented at measured aspect ratio 1.76:1 (DVD), DD, 2 Hr 27 min; Kevin
Costner, Bruce Greenwood, Steven Culp, Dylan Baker; In 1962, when John
Kennedy was President, there arose a crisis that the public is just now
discovering how close we came to a thermonuclear war with the Soviet Union.
The CIA's spy plane photos showed that Russia had placed missiles armed with
nuclear warheads in Cuba. President Kennedy (played by Greenwood) and his
advisors, including Kenneth O'Donnell (played by Costner), as well as his
brother Bobby Kennedy (played by Culp), now had to face the possibility of war
unless they could get the missiles disarmed and dismantled. Of course, we know
the outcome since it is a true story having taken place almost half a century
ago. However, it is still riveting, even though you will have to put up with
Costner's ridiculous attempt at a Martha's Vinyard accent (he did not use an
English accent when he portrayed Robin Hood, so why try one here when
portraying a much less historically prominent figure?) I do find it insulting
that his picture is in front of both of the Kennedy's on the DVD jacket, and
his picture is the primary one on the back cover. This is not a story
about Special Assistant to the President Kenneth O'Donnell in spite of
Costner's attempt to make it look that way. - JEJ -
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Violence: | no |
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Language: | the "S" and "F" words |

"The
Family Man", Universal Pictures, 2001, Color, Filmed in Panavision
and presented at measured aspect ratio 2.35:1 (DVD), DD, DTS, 2 Hr 6 min,
Rated PG-13; Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni; In 1987, Jack Campbell (Cage) leaves for
London to study banking for one year, in spite of his fiance� Kate (Leoni)
asking that he not go. Many years later, we find that Jack has become a Wall
Street tycoon and never married. One morning, he wakes up to discover himself
with wife Kate and two kids, and a job as a tire salesman. An angel tells him
he is getting a glimpse of how his life might have been if he had returned
from London and married his fiance�. At first, he misses all the perks that he
had as a successful trader, and then decides he wants to stay as part of the family he
never had. Although this is no Frank Capra film ("It's a Wonderful Life",
1946, with Jimmy Stewart), it is still entertaining and very funny. The ending
is a little too simple though. - JEJ - If you have seen the movie, take our
poll as to which life you would like to lead (see below). If you rent it, then come back
after you watch it and take the poll.
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"Save
the Last Dance", Paramount Pictures, 2001, Color, Filmed spherically
and presented at measured aspect ratio 1.85:1 (DVD), DD, 1 Hr
52 min, Rated PG-13; Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas, Kerry Washington, Fredo Starr, Terry Kinney, Bianca Lawson, Vince Green; Sara Johnson (Stiles)
has based her whole life on being a dancer . . . that is until her mother is
tragically killed in a car accident trying not to miss Sarah's biggest dance
audition. From here, Sarah moves to Chicago to live with her dad to finish out
high school, putting dancing and her life in New York behind her. Her new life
in Chicago will require adjusting to a new school and living with a dad she
hasn't known for years. At school she meets Chenille (Washington), a
street-wise teenage mother, and her brother, Derek (Thomas), a hard-working
senior poised to be admitted into medical school. Sarah's relationship with
Derek builds after Chenille invites her to a hotspot dance club for a night
out with her new friends. Their relationship eventually is the kick-start that
Sarah needs to get back out on the dance floor and do what she loves best. The
mini-messages in this film are positive, but many of the derived situations
simply would not happen in real life. This film does introduce a talented
young actor in Sean Patrick Thomas and showcases the fabulous smile of Julia
Stiles. - JB -
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Violence: | yes |
Sex: | suggestive |
Language: | the "S" word |

"All
the Pretty Horses", Columbia/Tri-Star, 2000, Color, Filmed
spherically and presented at measured aspect ratio 2.35:1 (DVD), DD, 1 Hr 57 min, Rated PG-13; Matt Damon, Henry Thomas, Penelope Cruz,
Lucas Black, Ruben Blades, Bruce Dern, Robert Patrick, Sam Shepard; Deep in
the heart of Texas, John Grady Cole (Damon) and best friend Lacey Rawlins
(Thomas) have run out of luck, and now have nothing left to keep them home any
longer. So they head south into Old Mexico in search of new opportunities.
Right away, they meet Jimmy Blevins (Black), a troubled young man with the
burden of men twice his age. However, just as quickly as they crossed paths
with Jimmy, he is gone, after he steals back his lost horse. Soon
afterward, John and Lacey find honest work on a cattle ranch. Here John meets Alejandra (Cruz), the daughter of the cattle ranch owner. After disregarding
several cues to not pursue Alejandra, John's behavior earns the disapproval of
the wrong people. This lands John and Lacey in a Mexican prison after they are
linked back to Jimmy Blevins, who continued to find even bigger trouble after
he rode away on his horse. This film turned out to be a very nice effort from
actor-turned-producer Billy Bob Thorton, although at times it seemed to lose
focus of the main story. - JB -
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Violence: | yes |
Sex: | suggestive |
Language: | the "S" word |

"Dungeons
and Dragons", New Line Cinema, 2000, Color, Filmed spherically and
presented at measured aspect ratio 1.85:1 (DVD), DD, 1 Hr 47
min, Rated PG-13; Justin Whalin, Jeremy Irons, Marlon Wayans, Zoe McLennan,
Thora Birch, Richard O'Brien; In the world of Dungeons and Dragons, only two
types of people exist, the lowly commoners and the entitled mages. Ridley (Whalin)
and Snails (Wayans) are two lowly commoners who have made their way by
stealing from the hand of the rich. Their latest plan has them set for a big
score courtesy of the richest in the land inside the castle of mages. This
plan is halted accidentally by a young mage, Marina Pretensa (McLellan), who
has yet to learn about the power she possesses. However, Marina realizes that
Ridley and Snail's minor thievery is the least of her worries when she steps
in the way of the plan of Profion (Irons), an evil mage looking to dethrone
the ruler of the land, Empress Savina (Birch). By claiming the power of
Empress Savina's mighty dragon scepter, he will gain control of the yellow
dragons and thus the most powerful entity in the land. Marina, Ridley, and
Snails, mage and humans alike, must work together to capture a different
scepter with the power to control the mightiest of dragons - the red dragons - to
combat Profion's evil plan. There are some cool visuals featuring dragons and
magic attacks. However, the acting in this movie is awful. I'm not sure
whether or not the script is supposed to follow the classic board game or the
short-lived cartoon, but one thing's for sure: it does neither well. - JB -
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Violence: | yes |
Sex: | no |
Language: | the "S" word |

"The
Yards", Disney/Buena Vista, 2000, Color, Filmed spherically and
presented at measured aspect ratio 2.35:1 (DVD), DD, 1 Hr 55
min, Rated R; Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Charlize Theron, James Caan,
Ellen Burstyn, Faye Dunaway, Chad Aaron, Andrew Davoli; Twenty-four year old
Leo Handler (Wahlberg) has just been released from prison and is ready to
return home to try leading a normal life. When Leo goes in to apply for a
job with Willie (Phoenix), his future brother in law, and his Rail Yard
Company, he is very disappointed after the boss tells him he is going to need
two years of schooling first. So instead, he decides to take a position in
Willie's department that doesn't require any formal schooling. At first this
job seems easy enough, simply involving keeping key political figures in
regards to the rail industry and business CEO's in good spirits. Of course
this easy enough job comes with its down side as well, which involves sabotage
of the competition's rail cars among other illegal things. On Leo's first
night of rendering the competition's rail cars useless, he, along with Willie
and the rest of the gang, run into a little trouble when the rail yard
attendant decides he isn't going to turn his back anymore to the mischief
because he just got a better offer from a stealthy rival. In a panic, Willie
reacts the only way he sees to try and defend his company. This leaves the
rail yard attendant with a fatal stab wound, and Leo face to face with a
nightstick-wielding police officer. In the aftermath, Leo, with his tainted
past, is forced to go on the run, while Willie works to clear himself of any
wrongdoing. The acting in this lesser-known film is certainly deserving of
high praise. Ellen Burstyn has a great role as Leo's mom as does Faye Dunaway
as Kitty Olchin, the wife of Frank Olchin, who just happens to be Willie's
employer and uncle to Leo. - JB -
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Violence: | yes |
Sex: | nudity |
Language: | the "F" and "S" words |

"The
Gift", Lakeshore Entertainment, 2000, Color, Filmed spherically and
presented at measured aspect ratio 1.78:1 (DVD), DD, 1 Hr 51 min, Rated R; Cate Blanchett, Giovanni Ribisi, Keanu Reeves, Katie Holmes, Kim Dickens, Greg
Kinnear, Hilary Swank; Annie Wilson (Blanchett) is a widow living in a small
southern town, making a living by reading cards for the locals. Her days are
not the most pleasant, helping a young woman, Valerie Barksdale (Swank), who suffers extreme
physical abuse from her husband Donnie (Reeves), along with a young man Buddy
Cole (Ribisi),
who was abused by his father. When fiance� Jessica King (Holmes) of school teacher
Wayne Collins (Kinnear)
disappears, Annie uses her powers to help the police find the body, and it
turns up in Donnie Barksdale's pond. He is arrested, charged with murder, tried, and found
guilty. But Annie sees visions that indicate he is not the murderer. Now, her
life is in danger as the real killer stalks her, to prevent the truth from
being uncovered. The movie is very scary, and filled with superb acting,
particularly Blanchett and Ribisi. - JEJ -
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Violence: | yes |
Sex: | nudity |
Language: | the "F" and "S" words |

"Pollock", Sony
Pictures Classics, 2000, Color, Filmed spherically and
presented at measured aspect ratio 1.86:1 (DVD), DD, 2 Hr 2 min, Rated R; Ed
Harris, Marcia Gay Harden, Tom Bower, John Heard, Val Kilmer, Amy Madigan; In
the 1950s, Jackson Pollack (played by Ed Harris) became an icon of American
Art, but it is not generally known how much he suffered to get there. In the
1940s, he lived with his mother and brother in a small apartment. He drank
heavily. Another artist, Lee Krasner (played by Harden) has an art studio of
her own down the street, and she literally keeps him out of the gutter. They
become friends and lovers, and suddenly, his career takes off when he begins
his famous run of artwork involving just splattering the paint onto the
canvas. For awhile, he is on the wagon, but severe depression sets in again,
and he takes up the bottle, finally dying in an automobile accident. Ed Harris
produces, directs, and stars in this tragic story about an amazing artist. - JEJ -
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Language: | the "F" and "S" words |
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